Shameless Scammery

Three times now, three, I have received calls from a service claiming that the warranty on my vehicle might be set to expire. The call is placed by an autonamted service that plays a recorded message warning of the potential peril you could face from having your warranty expire, and you are presented with the option of speaking with an agent. So, of course, I chose to speak to the agent.
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Fat Kids with Wings

As I count down the minutes to midnight and the restoration of some decorum and decency, I have to wonder when all you bastards became such… well… insensitive bastards.
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The Day the Muzak Died

The company that created elevator music and helped people pass time in small boxes suspended from great heights by metal wires by boring them to death filed for a little piece of their own death today. Citing a heavy debt load, Muzak Holdings LLC filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy.
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